Short version: this site does not collect personal data. There is no analytics, no advertising, no cookies, no accounts and no forms. The rest of this page explains what that means in practice, including the one thing outside our control.

What we do not do

  • No cookies are set, first-party or third-party.
  • No analytics or statistics service is used.
  • No tracking pixels, fingerprinting, heatmaps or session recording.
  • No advertising or affiliate links.
  • No contact forms, comment systems, newsletters or sign-ups.
  • No accounts, passwords or profiles.
  • No data is sold, shared or transferred, because none is held.

Browser storage

This site does not use localStorage, sessionStorage, IndexedDB or cookies. The icebreaker tool keeps its current prompt in memory for as long as the page is open and forgets it when you close the tab.

Third parties

Pages load no fonts, scripts, styles, images or frames from any other domain. Once a page has loaded, your browser makes no further requests. You can verify this in your browser's network panel.

Server logs

Like any website, this one is served by a hosting provider, and that provider may keep standard access logs — typically IP address, date and time, the page requested, and browser user agent — for security and operational purposes. This is generated by the host, not by us, and we do not access, analyse, combine or retain it ourselves.

If that matters to you, the honest options are a privacy-respecting host, a VPN, or Tor. We would rather say this plainly than claim we are invisible to the network.

Links to other sites

Where this site links elsewhere, those sites have their own practices, which we do not control. Clicking a link is your choice and their rules apply from that point on.

Children

This site is written for adults and is not directed at anyone under 18. We do not knowingly collect information from anyone, of any age, because we do not collect information at all.

Your rights

Data protection law gives you rights of access, correction, deletion, restriction, portability and objection in relation to personal data held about you. We hold none, so there is nothing to request, correct or erase.

Changes

If this policy ever changes, the change will be visible on this page. It will not become a policy that quietly permits what the current one rules out.

Last updated: 10 November 2026.